TOP 10 DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS FOR YOUNG CYBERPUNKS

or, Don't get mad, get decompiled.

01010. Send him up to bed without
his initialization string.

01001. Padlock the fusebox in the
basement.

01000. Use parental privilege to get
his loginid changed to "fumundacheez".

00111. Have "Initializing Setup" or
"Please Wait" airbrushed on his Viewsonic
while he's wet-networking at Denny's.

00110. Have ERROR tattooed on his
forehead (Or removed, depending on
specific situation).

00101. The night before the big online MUD
tournament, take *70 out of the dial
preferences, then put his number on
the bathroom wall at said Denny's.
(WARNING: only works efficiently
if the little bastard has a separate line. )

00100. On his computer type,
"REN C:\NETSCAPE\CACHE\AOL43.COM
C:\AUTOEXEC.BAT. Turn off his machine,
and go have a burger.

00011. Fashion a modular phone cord-male to
UL 110VAC-female adapter harness, install it,
and follow Step 00100 part 2.

00010. Replace refrigerator stock of Coke,
Mountain Dew, Surge and Powerade with Slimfast,
Kool-Aid sweetened with powdered alum, Avian
and Milk of Magnesia.

00001. Plug mouse hand into a fluorescent light fixture, and...
GROUND HIM.


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